Humour 3

• A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. -Mignon McLaughlin

• A person without a sese of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road. -Henry Ward Beecher

• You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. -Bill Cosby

• Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. -William James

• If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. -Jennifer Jones

• After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor. -Bill Kelly, “Mordillo”

• I realize that humor isn’t for everyone. It’s only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. -Anne Wilson Schaef

• You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. -Al Capone

• A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs, jolted by every pebble in the road. -Henry Ward Beecher

• I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying. -Woody Allen

• In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. – Dereke Bruce

• Seven days without laughter make one weak. – Joel Goodman

• I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead. -Samuel Goldwyn

• A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. -Emo Philips

• I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. -Woody Allen

• Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. -James Thurber

• Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. -E. B. White

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